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326 LASER DAY 2010: INTERNET hey james whatcha doing "whatcha"??? i'm just browsing online baby forums online baby forums baby chat posted monday, june 24, 20 tommy goo goo ga ga robert plsshppbt well we're about to play laserball you should come play okay osted monday, june 24, 2010 <--- check it out
325 LASER DAY 2010: MOOON hmm the moon is orbiting pretty close this daser day i better warn my tall friends turn something bad into something good later man i hit my head on the moon. i thought this kind of stuff would stop happening once i retired from being an astronaut previously trip anyways i'm wearing this hat to cover the bruise so no one thinks i got beat up someone beat me up
324 LASER DAY 2010: LASER BANDANA laser bandanas are all the rage don't misspell bandana john i've walked around your head three times and i don't see the back of your bandana. i'm pretty sure it's just a headband what am i gonna do david headbands are out of style and i glued it on. (i made a commitment to coolness) previously badstore.com one bottle of glue with every headband badstore.com one glitter marker with every classic painting
323 HANDCAT handcat that's handcat okay dave this is an important business deal. we better shake hands on it. close your eyes and shake my hand that's a pleasure for me. let me finish applying this handshake cream heh heh heh hand cat
322 PLANE robert i spilled honey all over the flight controls and now the bear is flying the plane dave calm down, where's the bear emergency manual bear emergency manu how to eat books attention passengers this is your captain with an important message- "rawr." oh no look he changed the in-flight movie to that girl movie about two friends who are each getting married but they get stranded on a desert island maybe there is such a thing as pure animal ferocity i want pink flowers for my wedding no i want pink flowers for my wedding no me
321 PUPPY NOVELS i'm tired of reading all these puppy novels he thought he heard something outside or something like that, and he knew now was the time to show his true courage and bark a lot "i saw a little thing crawl under the counter," jonathan remarked casually. "i think it was bad" later hmm now that i've read all the puppy novels i think this one is the best. time to make it into a full feature movie later pupman hmm now that i can change into a man i can eat all the good food i want pllpghfhff blllrrrr bllrrghgghhgh hot dog in the movie theater thumbs up
320 PUPPY LOVE on today's episode we are hiding a bunch of puppies in a puppy-hater's house so he can have a change of heart later finally home from a long day at the cereal-mart. wait why is there a puppy coming out from under the couch aww bananas there's one on my ceiling fan too sniff fan sniff suprirse! welcome to our show derrick, do you have puppy love now? yeah wait, where's the puppy that was hiding in the cupboard chomp chomp chomp is this food town
319 ORGANS punch!!! say it buddy! say it right now! okay okay i'll say it "i'm having a heart attack" do you like my joke i'm an appendix and i'm the only organ without an important function and that makes me feel sad sometimes
318 GREETING CARD hey mr. johnson here's my new greeting card design don't worry it'll be okay now, the bear looks too sick to attack. it will never be able to hurt you my name is doctor james phillips, and i'll return this bear to perfect health if it's the last thing i do good job robert, now we just need to write the little price numbers on the back soon 2.99 this is the hardest part
317 SLIDES hey james check it out i bought a slide. the slide part is gone though so it's pretty much just a ladder so this is what it's like to have a horrible life hey james i bought another slide, this one has the part you slide on but it doesn't have a ladder ungghh you're bad the next day hey james check it out i bought a third slide and this one literally doesn't even exist not sliding made me sick
316 BORED fun things to do -ride a jet ski -start a book club -end a book club -book club memories ronnofish i'm booored ronnofish bop bop a-doo i'm up for anything- as long as you don't say we should go fishing. unghhgghh more fun things to do -try to get your friends to solve a mystery when they are tired
315 CONNECT-THE-DOTS connect-the-dots connect-the-dots bear eats worm-man hey dave come see the connect-the-dots picture i just drew james you know ever since my laser eye surgery i can't see things i don't care about previously okay dave we're ready to start the laser eye surgery zap zap zap zap pew pew
314 AN ISLAND cannibal island you are what you eat dad a boy at school took my lunch money and ate my arm, and ate my lunch money my son is a wuss later little wuss here son i built you a new robot arm whoa what does little wuss mean little wuss sounds cool
313 PORTRAITS your portraits of old people apathetically busting through walls are really catching on has anybody seen the remote control, or the other remote control thank you robert i just... at some point in my youth i lost the confidence to determine if milk has spoiled bam! oh no i forgot that everyone who draws a picture of something has it happen to them later in real life. i forgot that like happens now for some reason elsewhere me cool car soon oh man it worked. but in the drawing i'm the one in the car time to kill my close once and for all
312 PARTY so i tie ropes to your house, then i tie the other ends of the ropes around random people on the street and they have to follow the ropes to your party tonight sounds good, make sure to get some babes later dave what have you done, the only people that came to my party are fat guys and they're eating all my bowls of chocolate opps chocolate arm chocolate arm lick lick
311 T.V. SHOOOOWS hey dave what's up i'm just watching that show about the tiny guy that holds onto puppy tails whooooaaaah wag wag whoooaaahhhhh wag wag that was a happy puppy. eight out of ten. clap clap applause clap this is the life aww man it's over. now that show is coming on where the guy pretends he's stuck in your t.v. with a pterodactyl help please, i have a family, i don't want to be in here forever sckreeeeeeeeeeee no
310 VACATIONS hey james fancy seeing you on vacation here too, what have you been up to? well i've been making my own dictionary, can you think of any words that start with "B" yes-bearstruction bearstruction- the amount of destruction a bear causes i let a bear housesit for me meanwhile if i keep crushing these cracker crumbs you won't be able to see them anymore- now that's what i'm talking about the carpet never feels the same
309 PUPPY puppy armor puppy armor puppy armor hey pup-pup come here! attention? for me?? i've got an important job for you wag that tail benny make sure he has no doubt wag wag i need you to eat this puppy treat... pronto! i'm a good puppy and i deserve this chomp chomp chomp
308 OCEAN washing giant dishes in the soap ocean is a tough job but it's not like they can wash themselves my self esteem... these stupid plates can't wash themselves these dishes aren't gonna clean themselves i don't like this plate's sense of taste or personality duh duh dave... suh suh soap shark!! cleanliness is the only way soap shark sean think fast- the only way to stop the soap shark is to drink the entire ocean gulp gulp gulp it tastes soapy
307 B-BALL derrick now! take your hat off and shoot the ball! buzz! that's it, you got the ball in the hoop. that makes you the winner but what about the other team derrick, derrick, derrick. they were just 'bots built to test your mettle on the court. now they'll go back to being regular kitchen applicances- from your kitchen!!
306 LIGHT SWITCH man it's dark in here i'm gonna turn the light on flip wait rob not a light switch that's the bear cage switch what??? click unlock aww man seriously, you let that cat in that always sits on my foot
305 DOORWAY monster doorway oh nooo hey james what's up oh man it's you, ever since i put this "monster doorways" sign on my front door i keep getting scared when people come in ragghghgghghggh come on monster this is here for a reason oh wow i feel like such an idiot
304 T.V. SHOWS hey james have you seen that new show about a lion making excuses to eat its prey hey antelope don't you owe me like ten dollars what don't you owe me like ten dollars for something ryan you know my television is at sea next: serious conversations with babies okay baby robert today i want to discuss the significance of a mother's affection well this is a very important topic to me because i love my mommy
303 TINY PERSON
302 TEST
301 CAAATS
300 DERR DERR
299 TALKING ON PHONE
298 PUPPIES
297 MURDER WEEK COMIC #2: DOOR
296 MURDER WEEK COMIC #1: A STRANGLING
295 MATTRESSES
294 SODA BOTTLE
293 CEREAL
292 FUTURE
291 JOGGING
290 ROOM
289 CHEESEBURGERS
288 FANS
287 TELEVISION
286 GOOD LUCK CARD
285 COOKIE
284 SPORTS
283 MAILBOX
282 BIOENGINEERING
281 SUNGLASSES
280 EVERYONE HAS A LITTLE BADFACE IN THEM
278 CLICK CLICKS
277 GAMEZ
276 BOXES 4EVER
275 CHAIRS AND STUFF
274 MILK?
273 DOUBLE BEAR
272 VOLCANOES
271 WALL WALL
270 BREAKFAST
269 RUG
268 SINK
267 ISLAND
266 TOY DINOSAUR
265 LASER DAY 2008: IT'S TIME FOR LASERS
264 LASER DAY 2008: IT'S A LASER HAMMER
263 LASER DAY 2008: IT'S LASER DAY
262 WHALE
261 TABLE
260 BRACHIOSAURUS
259 DOOR
258 SCREENSAVER
257 UNTITLED
256 HAT STORE
255 CALENDAR
254 PHONE CALLS
253 BEAR
252 A BABY
251 BANANA YES
250 TATTOOOOTTAT
249 LEG
248 CAR SEATS
247 TAG
246 SCIENTISTS
245 BATTERIES
244 TAQUITOS
243 DOG OR BEAR
242 CATS
241 VACATION
240 CRAYONS
239 CHIP CHIPS
238 COOKIE CUTTER
237 GROCERIES
236 MILK
235 CHIPS
234 CELL PHONE
233 TATTOOS
232 SOAP
231 GOLF
230 OXYGEN MAN
229 PLUTTO
228 SUPER MEGA SHIRT DESIGN #3 -- HEAD IS A DINOSAUR
227 BEARS
226 SALE
225 LETTERS
224 CENTAUR
223 FOREST merging with this tree has been a great success it has really caused me to bark it up? to branch things? bad puns hey brian, this is jennifer. jennifer jennillius from math class hey jennifer anyways brian, sorry but we have to cut you down to make cool math figurines like these fun/fun=1 fun divided by fun equals one math is (square root/radical symbol) math is square root
222 TAT-DO OR TAT-DON'T this temporary tattoo has made me permanently cool at least for now hey gary's tattoo. wanna go on a date with this marker i got on my arm get a job, girl. i've got plans with think quick gary, you've got to finish your sentence ...a swampy character? to get sweaty? but swampman said he'd hang out with me later! he's my friend! my schedule is swamped
221 UNTITLED glueing these birds to your arms has been great, but i've grown to hate you aww man flap flap flap excuse me sir, but have you ever had anyone hate you what are you pointing at well when i was a little boy, i bought everyone kittens to make sure they wouldn't hate me. later but i'm not a pet shop owner i'm a taxidermist $$$
220 NEW SHIRT hmm i'm not too sure about this carpet shirt the salesman assured me it was from a real carpet beast's hide hey where's the couch up in this house this isn't the floor of a house it's just my shirt a man in the floor? this is no way to conduct business. i hope he doesn't find out about my couch bracelet
219 MAGIC hey man what's up sorcery sunday oh really what kind of spells are you casting oh well i just cast a spell that will make you believe that your t.v. is broken aww man, my t.v.! the spell is working
218 SOUPY SOUP hmm this old man soup has a bit too much salt hey ray this is ray no i'm not your future self i just have the same first name as you remember anyways what do you do if you put too much salt in something are you just stuck i've got to throw away my salt so i don't end up like my future self
217 SPACE VACATION all aboard the space express! welcome to the space express trains are so boring next stop: mars! i'm gonna go take a nap later welcome to the space express jim, we just left mars! how could you be sleeping? yaaawn yaaawn the galactic monarchy had a battle right near where we landed! welcome to the space express well i hope they were fighting about me getting something to eat because i am hungry actually they were charge! for jim's stomach! eat the hamburger men! dang. i told you guys we should have been super-intelligent mushrooms instead at least then we'd freak them out
216 LASER DAY 2007: TREE SHIRT hey tree i like your laser shirt. thanks, i got it at sarah's laser store. have a good one later welcome to my laser store. i will make whatever you want with my magic powers. this is my only employee, interrupting volcano oh well then i booga booga booga
215 LASER DAY 2007: ALLY CASTLE here comes the laser castle! everybody move! bam everyone it is me, your laser queen ally. and this is my laser biship, chitters 100. i can only move diagonally everyone is invited to the laser ball later confused bear why are you on the laser ball oh i thought this was a planet i've been living here for two months
214 LASER DAY 2007: FUNKY MAN CAKE the laser cake is almost ready! i promise i won't bake you into a cake. i won't bake you in, funky man. i am not gonna bake you into the laser cake. later aww dang my piece of cake has a man in it mine has a boat funky man sails away on the cake maybe i should just live on this boat forever no one would care a cake whale gives funky man a little advice. months later, at the zoo. cake what?? rhino shhhh
213 1 DAY BEFORE LASER DAY 1 day until laser day james is on his way to laser town. suddenly he takes a right turn... into the desert. desperate for food and a cactus hunt, james is ambushed by a saguaro. james waits 120 years for the saguaro to die, then heads back towards the road.
212 3 DAYS BEFORE LASER DAY 3 days before laser day harry is setting up his laser day concession stand. when he cooks a hot dog and it gets burnt, he says "they should have called you a 'too hot' dog." everyone hears harry's joke and thinks he is putting on a comedy show. nobody buys anything from harry because they have stage fright.
211 7 DAYS BEFORE LASER DAY 7 days before laser day john was painting his house laser blue, but his hand got stuck in his house. later, inside the house, kids dressed his hand up as a businessman. john's hand has an important business call to make.
210 WORDS rambunctious is the word of the day for me hey harry, feeling a little rambunct? i am. who are you you can't shorten rambunctious to "rambunct". it doesn't make any sense shut up, doctor grammar. you shot my best friend "AND BOT". previously andi just wanted to start a sentence an
209 CHAIRS CHAIRS all aboard the chair train! wait a sec, i'm having too much fun okay go look! a table helicopter is here to join in on the adventure! physics! gravity! hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee later
208 A DINOSAUR go away pterodactyl. i'm just a simple sandwich eating man rrnraawww i've just come to tell you about the best sandwich eating store in the universe... in the world! later hmm that was the best sandwich i've ever had. but will i ever see that pterodactyl again? excuse me sir, but you have seen any pterodactyls around? what? pterodactyls have been extinct for millions of year. hmm, maybe there really is such a thing as dinosaur magic
207 CONFUSED BEAR EATS SOMEBODY you guys better watch out i just ate your friend. i am ferocious no i saw you confused bear you just ate a street sign aww man i knew that sign was trying to tell me something stop i am just a sign
206 UNTITLED finally i'm out from under that mattress. i never want to see another mattress again. aww no a bear i'm hungry or mad oh wait it's confused bear here i come confused bear is so confused why is a mattress in the forest
205 A 'LITTLE' PROBLEM hey little guy how's it going aww what the heck why am i so small this is crazy you've got to call the police hello police? this is jerry. i've got a little friend that needs a lot of help later hey little guy, looks like the mice police have finally arrived and the cockroach scientists aren't far behind, working on a cure
204 WALKING hmm walking is tough, i'm just gonna stay here hey jim, want to go to the fair with us sorry ladies, no more walking for me i'll wait 'til they build a fair around me and then maybe i'll look at it there must be some way we can get jim to go later you're not tall enough to ride crawl crawl crawl crawl crawl crawl
203 SUPER MEGA SHIRT DESIGN #2 -- HORSES EATING PUPPIES noooooooooooooo
202 BEARD hey get away from my beard rub rub rub rub but your beard is so big where will i go i don't care later on an adventure to get away from a guy's beard excuse me sir do you have any food mustache
201 EVERYBODY MAN IS A ROLEMODEL look it's everybody man! everybody wants to be like everybody man! blghgh blgh hey everybody, everybody man is throwing up am i cool too
200 INVENTION. hey james check out my new invention an amplified spoon slush sloosh cereal click crunch chomp do you like my invention whisper whisper
199 SHOES be right back i want to go to the bathroom hey don't step on my shoes oops ahhhhhhh take them off they're not your shoes oh no i can't get them off because i like them too much thanks for the compliment but compliments don't take your shoes off what a world it would be if they did hey anne i like your hair
198 HORSE JOKES this is gonna be so great go go amy let me in amy oh hey dave what's
197 A CAKE FOR POWER THRILLS hey power thrills do you want some cake is it honorable? an honorable cake? no dishonor then i will only have one piece, along with a side of unjustified ice cream. later this is no occasion for ice cream!
196 SANDWICHECHECH mmm i love sandwiches don't eat me hey who are you my name is bologna and wait bologna i've eaten you before. are you trying to trick me this time? no that's also the name of a meat but my name is i can't wait to show fred this potato chip that looks like a dinosaur hey man check out this little person in my sandwich
195 TALL AND SMART tall guy comin through i went to college for being tall don't you believe the truth i went to college for being annoying i minored in being easily embarassed
194 GUNBOT IS FASHIONABLE hey gunbot i like your shirt gunbot doesn't wear shirts. free apples! but gunbot you're wearing a shirt that says 'free apples'! if gunbot sold apples they would cost twice as much, and instead of apples they would be your enemies disguised as apples. but gunbot butt gunbot?? later
193 BANANANANANANAS hey who nailed this banana to the wall chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp oh hey there jim are you taking a look at my brghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghghghghghgghghghghghghghgghghghghgh.
192 HAMMERING man with the hammering hands, we need your help once again it is a matter of construction you don't know what my life is like! every day it's hammer this. nail that. nail these hammers together. "if you nail these hammers together i will be able to hammer two nails at once." "assuming they are very close to each other." "nails can be far apart, or they can be close together. it's science." meanwhile
191 NOT QUITE A CUP AND NOT QUITE A CUPCAKE hey benny have you seen my muffin oh my gosh oh noooo meanwhile oh man what a good day for muffin eagle man what does that muffin think its gonna do maybe
189 SOUPPPPPPP waiter, there's a planet in my soup aww maaan chomp chomp chomp guys someone is eating the planet! everyone get in the boat pschooom waiter, my soup planet's boat is getting away
188 BOXES DON'T DO ANYTHING aww man, boxes are boring surprise dinosaur yes. yes. this is what i want surprise dinosaur could be your friend but only if you like big surprises 186 ABOZZI #22 hey james what book are you reading a real one how to pretend to read a book 185 ABOZZI #21 james will be so scared when i jump out from behind this tree later ahh it's a tree 184 HEAD IS A DINOSAUR IS HUNGRY i'm gonna eat the whole world that is the current business of head is a dinosaur chomp chomp dang this world is hard to eat oh sweet here it goes chomp chomp later aww man my bicycle was on that 183 GUNBOT DOES IT gunbot, you're my hero! i even have a little gunbot doll get away from gunbot. gunbot is closer than gunbot appears. haha, gunbot i love your jokes doctor gunbot diagnoses you with being annoying. the prescription is bullets. haha look my blood is trying to get away from the bullet. nice try 182 NEW HATS hey fred i like your new hat thanks it is okay but there is some other guy in it well you know what they say, "sometimes there are other people in your bit hat" yeah that is a pretty old saying i think it might go back to the 1980's or so meanwhile in the 1980s 181 ALLY HAS GOOD IDEAS hey funky man, i just had the greatest idea what eating your own hands. what a great idea come on funky man, let's try to eat our own hands dang funky man, i don't think i am strong enough to do it you'll have to tell me what eating your own hands is like okay just a sec just give me a minute to eat my own hands 180 BENNY BENNY hey ms. marzo benny did you remember to get my potato chips from the candy machine oh sorry if i forgot so benny did you forget to get them probably yeah probably benny i should just eat you as potato chips how much would you like that i'm too shy to get eaten as potato chips heh heh oh my gosh 179 HARD GAMES yesssss i captured the flag james this isn't how you play golf hey that guy has the flag he's the king of the golf course every king deserves a crown i can't ever move again or this is gonna fall off aww man the ball fell into that hole what the heck 178 GIRAFFE hey david how much do you like my pet giraffe i give it an a out of 10 rating well hey did you know that giraffes have blue tongues everybody knows that everybody knows giraffes have blue tongues 177 HORSES ARE FUN brian brian look i'm a horse oh congratulat wait you're not a horse you're just riding a horse okay now here i go hahahaha oh snap 176 JANNETTO MARZO'S CLASS ms. marzo, what is your favorite animal? my favorite animal is dead giraffes what is your favorite animal peter i like dogs peter did you know that dogs are not smart enough to technically be alive what does "technically" mean "technically" is a word that means all dogs are dead my dog isn't dead he is great peter can your dog talk or do math or tell me a story he can tell you a story about barking 175 UNTITLED sweet, a wall my wall hunt is finally over time to move in for the kill no hey what are you doing there no one is allowed on that side of the wall well uh actually there is a lot of stuff on the other side of your wall aww man i thought there wasn't 174 ALLY HELPS CHITTERS 100 chitters 100 you need to get people to respect your actions oh really ally are you sure yes chitters and i have the number one idea to do this later this mouse is on a stilt wow probably the tallest mouse everyone be sincere towards this mouse. he is strict and will not do business with you. can i take a picture the answer to all questions asked when chitters is nearby is a definite no. haha can i not take a picture then hey no tricky questions ahh! he talked to me! oh sorry 173 SANDWICH gonna kiss a sandwich, huh oh uh hey no i was just going to eat it yeah right, why don't you kiss your sandwich girlfriend chomp chomp 172 FUNKY MAN GOES ON A VISIT funky man what are you doing here?? oh sorry sarah i thought you invited me over it must have been a dream hahahahaha just kidding funky man thanks for helping me make a joke sorry come in and let's play video games i'm tired of not playing video games later uh oh, i think i'm going to win 171 HORSE time to take a trip to the horse rollercoaster surprise later 170 HUNGRYUNGRY i'm not hungry. i'm not hungry at all! if i ate anything else i'd probably get a really bad stomache ache meanwhile hamburger sniper ready for action 169 SOME DINOSAURS go dinosaurs let's go bfffffff hey jim hey my dinosaurs are going to eat your dinosaurs oh snap guys here comes an asteroid to destroy all the dinosaurs dang man what are you doing on an asteroid i don't know man i don't know it sucks 168 RESTAURANT yes sir welcome to the sea food restaurant what would you like to order i would like to order a wet sandwich hmm i see, we just got a fresh batch of wet sandwiches from the sandwich fisherman sandwich fisherman! you're so brave! 167 GRAPE JUICE JUICE this isn't grape juice it's just grapes tom can't hear the word juice, it's his one weakness hmm how can i use that against him to take over his castle tom does not live in a castle my weakness is that i think everyone lives in a castle do you live in a castle no i do not liar 166 SEAFOOD swimming swimming swimming... is pretty great ahhhhhhhhhhh it's a peanut butter and jellyfish ahhhhhhhhhh meanwhile dang man i just dropped my sandwich into the entire ocean wet sandwich 165 GREAT PLATE HEYY science monster what is the latest invention dr. box, it is a plate oh that is such a good idea a plate that is also a cookie haha, that is great. "hey... who ate my plate." 164 JELLYFISH! hey peter i heard your new car looks like a jellyfish who told you that?? jack did later hey jack why did you say that about my car oh hey peter long time no see i see you are a giant jellyfish now i like your jellyfish pants 163 GRAVITY GOT ME aww dang where did my gravity go hey james... looking for this? hey give me back my gravity! with all this gravity i weigh so much i can finally be an elephant 162 NEW HAT hey do you like my new heart hat gross. it's not a real heart, it's fluffy and made of cottom meanwhile 161 HALF MOON hey man this is dave and i think half the moon is gone what should i do man you destroyed the moon? yeah i guess so dang well i would say to move to another country but that will not get you any farther from the moon i guess the farthest you could get is if you lived at the bottom of the ocean jim why are you always trying to get me to live under the ocean 160 REMEMBER TO FIGHT ALIENS okay then alien blob what would you say to a bullet bang bang bang gunboy you idiot you just shot the planet ahh dang shut up sally gunboy shooting the planet is like the opposite of recycling 159 TIME TO HAVE AN IDEA oh man i have the best idea ever... ever! what is it cupt hats for kiiiiiids later check it out 158 ZEBRAS hey... i'd like to get a zebra sorry sir the zoo does not sell animals seeeriously? dang man can you believe the zoo does not sell animals what are the odds of that well james you cannot have this cake until you give me an animal that starts with z (james then leans over to take a look at the cake which is hilarious) 157 FEELING CLASSY ABOUT IT daaang man i am feeling classy two monocles is actually three times better than one daaang man you are looking classy with two monocles i can see two things at once does it make everything look classy does it make everything look classy 156 SPORTS, SPORTS do you have any sports heroes? astronauts... astronauting isn't a sport yeah instead of basketballs they have planets man basketball is hard hey guys i discovered life on basketball dang man that is worth 3 points 155 JANNETTO MARZO SEEMS VERY TALL david i thought we were friends but you did not tell me about your new hat sorry jannetto it is my fault it could not have been anyone else's fault david why did you say such a dumb thing sorry i will tell you next hat david that is okay but now i am falling down oh no david i hope you are feeling very sad i am very sad david i will get up someday i hope you will not worry about it too much why don't you get up now david i feel good when i am on the floor because i cannot fall down wow what a thing to say david it is not a metaphor you should not think about it too much 154 JOKE JOKE JOKE hey laughbot, tell us another joke what is the difference between a rabbit and a bear what rabbit is not a bear 153 MOVIES FOR MOVIES have you see any good movies lately no, let's make one. later okay this movie is about princess orange and her orange tree oh orange tree, why do you oranges grow blue for a princess like me dave have you been painting the oranges blue no jim i'm not in the scene it looks like you're talking to the camera have you been painting my oranges blue 152 LASER DAY 2006: TREE AND SARAH ON LASER DAY hahahahahahahahahaha jump jump jump whoa you kids need to be careful just because it is laser day does not mean you can jump off houses help i'm stuck in a tree i am not a tree zzz hey trees can't talk be quiet here i'm just going to put you guys back in your house hey kids are falling into my house hahahahaha that is so crazy do you kids want to play video games hey sarah hey sarah can i play some video games nevermind ugh ugh 151 LASER DAY 2006: HEAD IS A DINOSAUR AND GUNBOY AND SALLY ON LASER DAY happy dinosaur, head is a laser day! i mean i. am. going. to. eat. everybody. graaaar head is a dinosaur is on a head is a rampage suddenly bop gunboy you idiot you don't throw guns, you shoot them okay sure sally whatever you say just kidding. here hold my jacket while i get eaten by head is a dinosaur and shoot my way out gunboy you're not even wearing a jacket oh yeah that's right it got shot off while i was defending gun city from an alien invasion didn't it hmm i should feed him a dynamite sandwich gunboy who would eat a dynamite sandwich maybe you should think of a good plan hey sally maybe we should feed you to head is a dinosaur so he will die from your poisonous temper haha oh snap 150 LASER DAY 2006: GUNBOT ON LASER DAY hey gunbot what do you think about laser day lasers are for girls gunbot only shoots bullets, and enemies. then why did you come to laser town to shoot at lasers ahh my hat! bang bang bang take that laser hat once more gunbot kills another hat again high five. 149 LASER DAY 2006: ALLY'S LASER DAY PARTY man my laser day party is so great agreed. hey all where is your bathroom funky man how did you know i was having a laser day party zap laser zap i'm here for a laser day party power thrills you are just in time for the dance song "do the calculate" there is no time for dancing. there is plenty of time for justice/retribution power thrills parties are for dancing you told me this was a justice/retribution party hahahahaha it's true ally i sentence you to laser lightning hey ally where are all the cookies at laser lightning 148 LASER DAY 2006: IT'S LASER DAY guys i can't believe it's laser day ahhhhhhh laser hats, get your laser hats here i'll take a laser's dozen later i love laser day 147 WHAT IS BRINGING YOU you know what is bringing me down gravity is bringing me down gravity weighs more than anything hmm even more than a 1000 pound cake? a 1000 pound cake?? 146 A GREAT PLAN okay so sarah when i say "time to teleport" that's when you know it is time to teleport me away with your magic powers later uhh excuse me sir did you know funky man is dumb time to teleport 145 ALLY AND SARAH chocolate chip chip chip man sarah is such a showoff with her magic powers i guess these loaf of bread shoes are like my new magic power hey all those bread shoes are nice nice nice i think they would be good for giving soft wheaty kicks 144 WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME who do you think would win a fight between a lion and a crocodile hmm i think the teleporting elephant would teleport in of course that's just what the teleporting elephant does 143 BEST FRIENDS ARE BEST FRIENDS my best friend is one hundred elephants hey do you guys want to play football against me and my friend 100 elephants yeah later football is hard 142 COOKIES FOR YOU? uh oh looks like i ate the whole bowl of cookies james is gonna be so mad hey what is going on here nothing... i'm a bunch of cookies hehe me too chocolate chip 140 SMALLER FRIENDS 138 ANYTHING HAPPENS ON SUPER MARS 136 BEACH PARTY 135 NICE MONEY 134 UNTITLED 130 FOOD 129 HATS 128 GUNBOT 127 BANANAS 126 ARMS 125 UNTITLED 124 GALUMPAGUMP PIE 123 VIDEO GAMES 122 BICYCLE 121 A DELICIOUS TREAT AND YOU CONGRATULATE YOURSELF IF YOU EAT IT 120 THE SUN 119 FLYING 118 HORSEEYE 117 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 11/11 116 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 10/11 115 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 9/11 114 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 8/11 113 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 7/11 112 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 6/11 111 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 5/11 110 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 4/11 109 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 3/11 108 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 2/11 107 FLOAT FAR REMOTE: PART 1/11 106 ON A BOX 105 SLIDE MOUNTAIN 104 GRAPE SODA 103 FAR FUTURE 102 DINOSAUR LAND 101 MY CEREAL 100 WALLS 98 TWO SODAS 97 VIDEO GAME 96 TALLEST 95 POSTER 82 MAGIC SARAH 80 SHOEVENTURE 78 UNTITLED 77 BATTLE 75 PARROT MAN 74 TRAGIC JONES IS A CREEPY GUY 71 PHONE CALL 69 ON FIRE 66 GO ALLY GO 64 REAL THINGS 63 HEAD IS A DINOSAUR HAS AMBITIONS 62 BIG 61 UNTITLED 59 SLY SAMUEL 58 HYPOTHESES 57 ANOTHER INVENTION BY SCIENCE MONSTER 56 PLANETS EPISODE TWO: PLANETS IN SPACE 51 A PENNY 50 A STORY 48 HORSE POTION 45 CAN'T READ 43 The Wall 40 GENTLEMEN 39 SKY 38 HEADS 37 EYE SURGERY 36 UNTITLED 34 PLACE 33 HORSE 32 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 10/10 31 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 9/10 30 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 8/10 29 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 7/10 28 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 6/10 27 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 5/10 26 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 4/10 25 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 3/10 24 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 2/10 23 PLANET TO THE MOON: PART 1/10 21 ROBOTS 13 FALLING 11 HAPPY 4 ONE TIME |
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