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Fidel Castro's Hat
sombrerodelpresidente
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 Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 9:32 am Post subject: bath socks |
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a long time ago on in a land that no longer exists, there was a man. and he had a tale. and, he wrote that tale. then, he posted that tale. and then, that tale was forgotten. he was a heifer, but not just any heifer- one of doom. and tonight, id like you good folks to know his stories. they are as they are following (They are called bath socks and are copyright do not steal even though I technically am from original author):
CHAPTER I:
I have walked from
africa to...
then back to africa
and now i have finaly gotten to my final destination!
now i have finaly gotten here...
a true place of evil..
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..HELL
acording to this map i am almost to the home of my rival just a few miles to the west from here acording to the map...
| Quote: | | Boeing Wing Responsibility Center |
I think I will un-intelegently walk to my target to prolong the suspence
OMG WHO IS THAT!!!!!????
IM GOING TO KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!
MU HA HA HA HA HA!
OH NO ITS SATAN HIMSELF!
AH HA HA HA HA MULTIPLY ATTACK!
 (SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)
(SMACK!)(SMACK!)
(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)
(SMACK!)
(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)
(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)
(SMACK!)(SMACK!)
(SMACK!)(SMACK!)(SMACK!)
My strenth is ..
failing me...
| Quote: | | flash back:I SPILT LE MILK ON U! |
| Quote: | flash back(again):  MY SON YOU MUSENT GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS NOT EVEN IF SATAN HIMSELF COMES AFTER YOU AND MLTIPLYS INTO ALOT OF SATANS AND BEATS YOU TO A BLOODY PULP! |
NO FATHER I WONT FAIL YOU!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh crap...
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YOUR NEXT MILK MASTER!
CHAPTER II:
Thats what I call advertising!
Our hero was just siting next to the fire of his HOME and soon he found himself under a greeat pile of brriks in the shape of horpse shoes!
then he said " AYE! WHO DROPED THIS number 2! ON MY PRIVATE HOUSEHOLD!?"
OH HO HO! IYE HAVE DROPED OWN YU HUSE HOLE-D MY GREAT CHIMP CHILDREN I DEMAND YOU PAY FOR THERE HOSPITAL BILLS!
OH HO HO!
YOU WILL FEAL MY WREAYT!
slap!
oh ho ho! you have distroevoued me! But i will return!ALSO I SPILT LE MILK ON U!
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!
(FREAKISH METEMORPHOSIS!!!!!)
ARG I HAVE TURNED INTO GENETALS!!!!
I Swear on my apple sause that i WILL KILL YOU FOR GOOD YOU EVIL APE!!!!!
and so... the search began
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davedave
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| Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:26 am Post subject: |
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most pics aren't working man*
*just like south europeans
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Fidel Castro's Hat
sombrerodelpresidente
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| Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| davelicious wrote: | | most pics aren't working man |
sometimes, words cannot express a thought properly. sometimes, an image cannot either. only a broken image link, at that point, can. |
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Ronix
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| Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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i just loved it
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Baro
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| Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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| my brain hurst |
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